Describe Myself this thing commands! I can’t write paragraphs but I’m organised. Can I make a list? I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m generous, I’m solvent, I’m intelligent (but they haven’t let me into Mensa), I’m house-trained, I can’t cook, Did I mention that I'm modest? If you think you can handle all that, please get clicking. P.S. Pictures available but not in public folder.

Well…it does say ideal…. You are intelligent, witty, considerate and feminine. You can smile with your eyes and converse without words. You laugh frequently and argue convincingly. You are smart and sophisticated, mischievous and bold. You’re sometimes spontaneous and sometimes measured. You like fine dining but sometimes you’re just as happy with a pizza and a beer. You have ambitions and dreams and you like travel and exploration. You can read maps. You understand the offside rule. Oh, and if you share my passion for peanut M&Ms, you'll get bonus points...

Let's have a coffee first and see how we get on?